Click here to “create a new state”

Goodmorning... oh sorry, its 12... Just woke up to find its another bandh day...Really don't know who and for what has the bandh been called for! Anyway, It hardly matters for someone who's experienced this regularity since infancy...So, am back with some more nonsense of mine...

As my eyes go past by the words and alphabets of the Times of India, I find the home ministry finally nodding to the creation of Telangana...a new state to be cut from Andhra Pradesh, after a rigorous hunger strike by the chiefs...
In Assam too don't we find groups asking for new states and some even trying to sovereign the well established small state of Assam... When we have people asking for Bodoland and Kamatapur, I have a better idea for them - “Go for an indefinite hunger strike”.... “ Kya Idea hain SirJI”... When Mamata can call off Nano Project and RaoJI making the government create Telangana, we do have our next chief MAYAWATI askng for Purvanchal... Hoping so she will also go on hunger strike.... all thanks to GandhiJI who taught us this wonderful way of resorting to non-violence and make the government agree to our demands...
Now, I think why don't our regional leaders start following non-violence than to resort to blood-bath and bandh strikes...

Probably, by 2020, as when Kalam Sir projected India to power the world, we would have to carry a map and atlas just to recognise in which state or region we are in! And also imagine the condition of SIM cards when we roam around he nation... if rules are issued like that of Assam, NE and JK, we would often have to completely go communicationless even in the world of robotics...

Today, I feel why don't we have a website where we can open an account and ask for a request to create “ a new state”... a better way of demanding in the online world... less hauss-pauss... less resources and better communication ways...

Perhaps, this will create more government jobs, clerks and officers and yeah, also more resources for corruption, more vigillant officers, more police, more ministers, and the seats for UPSC will also go higher...

Did Nastradamas said this too that we will be having a state smaller than a district? Perhaps, we will see this too... Be tuned to India TV!


Bhaskarjyoti Das
reporting from his room on his lappie thru his blog!